Valentino Braided Handle Shoulder Bag

Too much, too fast is the theme of our ski vacation. If you could all see me now. Picture this: A fashionable gal wearing my boyfriends shirt because it is all that will fit overly my arm somewhat comfortably with my right arm (my writing arm of course) snuggled close to my body in a sling and wrist brace waiting to be checked by my ortho. Ah yes, I am that first time snowboarder who breaks her arm on her first run ever. So I come to you all a bit pissed, major bummed, Chloe Paddington and left handed typing from my vacation; you envy me, don’t you. My reaction to this atrocious bag may be somewhat cynical,Knockoff bags, but now you can understand why.
We all know only a select percentage of women can pull off red lipstick, and the same goes for red bags. So attempting to pull off this racy color in a larger bag is a bit more complicated and adding ridiculous amounts of braiding and pockets makes my eyes hurt. Really Valentino? You found it necessary when designing the /nbags-chloe-paraty-c-46_58.html to fug out this bag with gaudy braiding thrown all over the place,Louis Vuitton Monogram Canvas, tacky black stitching that is borderline trashy, and flaps and pockets that make this handbag look like a bloody mess. Monogram Canvas Don’t get me wrong, I love red bags and truly think they can be so classy (love my rouge Paddy),Fake bags, but all the ‘extra perks’ flung on this bag make it so fugly my eyes cringe. Do you notice the cow tongue used as a flap closure? Come on, give us something better than this. The only purpose this bag would play in my life is if it were there to catch my fall on the slopes of Jackson Hole.